January 2010
Stuff i found......
A church in Phoenix has been banned from feeding the homeless on its property due to a zoning restriction. The same judge likely also hates puppies….
A boy in the upper reaches of Canada was forced to shoot and kill a polar bear after it got too close to him while he was stranded on an ice floe fora few days. The boy was saved and was also granted “most hardcore kid in...
December 2009
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TFLN.com's best today!
(315): if you think for one second that i’m not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
(203): Some milfs here doing some blow (1-203): Dad? (609): I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off. (206): well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas (489): watching...
And this is why i love TFLN.com
(647): if by ‘bottleservice’ you mean ‘bringing beers in my purse’ then yes, we are.
(513): So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says “nude champagne toast”. Guess we have to do it.
(443): Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears. (985): And next time, don’t pick a fight with...
TFLN Faves....
(818): he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
(808): You know that it’s no longer pregaming if you don’t go anywhere, right? That’s just drinking alone.
(978): My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast…I’m pretty sure she’s sober.
(207): She told me to “stuff her hole like a...
Today's (my birthday) Favorites from TFLN
(662): I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
(720): Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong (571): i just farted in a meeting….took me completely by surprise. (570): so you made the shocked face and they caught you. (571): yup. (812): she’s in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by...
My favorites from TEXT FROM LAST NIGHT.com
(713): He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
for all those exam takers:
(713): on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
(650): I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
(847): stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the...
Text from last night.com favorites from this...
(628): i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
(641): I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test. (319): Good thing spelling doesn’t count. (708): nutella sex= disaster
(404): Well It’s time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you’re graduated and have a job you can’t drink uncontrollably...
Red Cross allowed access to Taliban detaniees... →
“Grief too will make us idealists. In the death of my son, now more than two...”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson, writing in his essay Experience after the death of his son.
Character
“Character isn’t something you were born with and can’t change, like your fingerprints. It’s something you weren’t born with and must take responsibility for forming. ”
Link from another Tumblr, about the next hot save... →
Derek Webb trying to speak to our culture about... →
Maine Reporter fired for email to HRC →